Shown in Moss · T-Shirt
I Got Up Early There Was No Worm Shirt
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Product Details
Early mornings, strong coffee, and absolutely no worms. A vintage-inspired crow graphic with a dry sense of humor, made for slow starts and coffee lovers.
Choose a T-Shirt in eight colors or a Sweatshirt in Blue Jean or Pepper. Sizes S–3XL. Mix your favorite colors and sizes in a bundle.
T-Shirt: Comfort Colors 1717, 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel; pigment-dyed shades have a vintage finish. Slight shade differences can occur between garments and screens.
Sweatshirt: Comfort Colors 1566. A separate garment with its own size chart.
Care: Wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Follow the garment care label.
Size & Fit
Relaxed, unisex fit. Compare measurements with a shirt you already love; size up for an oversized look. T-Shirt and Sweatshirt measurements differ.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.6 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.4 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.6 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21 | 27.5 |
| M | 23 | 28.5 |
| L | 25 | 29.5 |
| XL | 26.5 | 30.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31.5 |
| 3XL | 29.5 | 32.5 |
Measure flat: width across the chest, length from shoulder to hem. Measurements follow our size guides.
Price varies by size. Your total updates automatically.
Shipping & Returns
Made to order. US delivery via USPS.
Standard · from $4.99: 1–3 business days production + 2–5 business days transit.
Priority · from $12.99: 1 business day production + 1–3 business days transit.
Express · from $27.99: 1 business day production + 1–2 business days transit.
Estimated total delivery: Standard 3–8 business days · Priority 2–4 business days · Express 2–3 business days.
Estimates exclude weekends and US holidays; arrival dates are not guaranteed. Holiday cut-offs and seasonal delays may apply.
3+ eligible items: Free US Standard shipping. Final shipping is calculated at checkout. Priority and Express upgrades cost extra.
Something wrong? Email support@fadedlore.com within 30 days of delivery for damaged, defective or incorrect items. Confirmed issues qualify for your choice of a free replacement or a refund of the affected item, including its share of shipping paid. Confirmed lost or misdelivered packages are also covered.
Made-to-order items cannot be returned for change of mind or an incorrectly selected size or color, except where required by law. Need to change an order? Contact us immediately, ideally within 2 hours; changes are not guaranteed once production starts.
I Got Up Early There Was No Worm Shirt
Faded Lore / Wear your story
I Got Up Early There Was No Worm Shirt
Made for you. Shipped in the US.
- Standard · from $4.99
Estimated 3–8 business days including production. - Priority · from $12.99
Estimated 2–4 business days including production. - Express · from $27.99
Estimated 2–3 business days including production.
Early mornings, strong coffee, and absolutely no worms. A vintage-inspired crow graphic with a dry sense of humor, made for slow starts and coffee lovers.
Choose a T-Shirt in eight colors or a Sweatshirt in Blue Jean or Pepper. Sizes S–3XL. Mix your favorite colors and sizes in a bundle.